p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is it because I queefed?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
