i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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