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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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