she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Naked. naked and bneed help.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
