susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
