you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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