what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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