I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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