Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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