giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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