No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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