is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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