I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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