I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My ass is underappreciated
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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