And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
