That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Say something about gay babies.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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