once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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