I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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