Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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