Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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