Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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