Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I want her autograph on my taint
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
