She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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