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• (352): View more from Florida

  I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I won't be sarcastic... just naked

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...

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• (310): View more from California

  I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me

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