It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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