Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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