I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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