Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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