I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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