Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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