I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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