As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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