if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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