Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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