what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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