Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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