Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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