we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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