just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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