I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Watching her eat just hurts me
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
tell me about the fingering
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