Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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