she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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