I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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