just tell him i said nine months
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
