quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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