Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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