It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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