quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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