I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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