Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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