Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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