we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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