that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My ass is underappreciated
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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